that gorgeous smile never changed aksdjklajsf
this actually stabs me in the feels.
The cutest omg
It’s not like our options are vast these days. And you’re not the only one that’s lonely.
everyone has that one bra that makes everything okay
even the boys?
We have that one brah that makes everything okay
when you can’t hear what someone says and they repeat it 98 times and you’re still like
there is not one search term here that isn’t magical
i know ive reblogged this before at least twice but i decided to read through the entire thing this time and im in pain from how hard i am laughing please forgive me
did a ghost do my taxes. i’m scared of eating ribbons.
This may be the most hilarious list ever.
"am I old enough to walk"
"can you get syphilis from reading about history"
today I learned that if you want to slash someone’s tires, don’t slash all four; only slash three because if you slash all four their insurance will pay for it but if you only slash three they have to pay for it all out of pocket
today on satan makes a blog post