I guess now that this has 213,000 notes, it should be mentioned that I never tweeted this (or thought it). The creator has acknowledged they made it up as a joke.
"Money can’t make you happy"
WELL IT SURE AS HELL AINT GONNA MAKE ME SAD
i just said hi to someone and they didn’t hear me i’m never trying that again
please don’t flirt with people i secretly like it’s rude and disrespectful